March 7, 2010
Simply Just Because
It's been a while since I have liked a movie for no other reason than I simply enjoyed watching it. It was The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. I liked the story. I liked how it looked. I liked the cast. Robin Wright Penn. Alan Arkin. Blake Lively. Maria Bello. Keaneu Reeves. Wynona Ryder. Shirley Knight. And others. They were all fantastic. I laughed a little. I cried a little. I liked it a lot. Plain and simple.
Do yourself a favor. Watch it and enjoy.
July 2, 2009
Raise Your Hand
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Anyway, for many years I suffered from hyperhidrosis of the underarm, a.k.a. sweaty pits. I'm not talking about a little moisture. I'm talking chasing waterfalls shit. My pits purple rained. Let me tell ya, there were tears for fears. Within moments, two shirts could be completely soaked through. Count 'em. Two. Totally wet. I was dying of embarrassment. (That's actually the title of a book that could help if you suffer from social phobia, or even if you're just a little shy, FYI.) There really is more to the story, but I may actually save it for the memoir. It's fucking funny. No. It's fucking hilarious. Trust me.
July 1, 2009
Schnitzel says what?
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Yeah. I know mini cutlets of fried chicken breast may not be that healthy, but the Chicken Schnitzel from Pita Joe is pretty gosh darn delicious, not to mention kosher. Almost enough said, but not quite. A few Sundays ago I was running errands in Union Square, and suddenly found myself feeling faint. I hadn't eaten all day, and I was famished. My stomach was actually eating itself. Unwittingly, I stumbled onto this gem, Pita Joe. Not your everyday pita and falafel place. Wow! It's really good. And health nuts unite, there are tons of nutritious options available. You can choose a whole wheat pita, falafel balls are only 50 cents, and what's this? The Purple Joe? Heh heh. Can I get a wha what? It's a pita sandwich with grilled eggplant, lettuce, tomatoes, hummus and their organic egg. Sounds lip smacking good, huh? Wait. There's more. Wash it all down with a mint lemonade. Day-YUM! That shi is goo.
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Sphincter says, "can't wait for later!" (Now that's just gross. Way to take it there yet again.)
June 21, 2009
The Curious Case of Benjaman Butt On
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Wait. While looking for an image, I've learned that this was nominated for 13 Oscars. Shut it down now. I can't even comment. I'm speechless!
June 5, 2009
Ch Ch Ch Changeling
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(Did rollerskating telephone operators really exist in the 40's?)
5 Guys Sorta Sucks
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(I realize that in these pics both burgers look better than fantastic, but trust, the Shack is far superior. Fries too! If you haven't yet, go now.)
May 29, 2009
Lucky in Love!
(I still do have this one in orange, but it's just not the same. I can't find a pic of the one I lost it's so rare, but I will continue on searching. If anyone finds one (the watch, not the pic that is), let me know and I'll buy it. It's a Seiko Timetron h Watch. Slim. Gray. Lastly, I think I might know where I lost it and who has it. Would that be weird if I held a stakeout to to get that shit back?)
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